My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
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All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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