went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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