Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
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Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
They are going to name an STD after you.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
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