News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
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He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
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I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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