honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
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if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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