No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
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I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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