Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
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My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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