i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
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I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
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Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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