Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
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First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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