just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
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he laminated a picture of his dick.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
So squirting runs in the family.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
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She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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