The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
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That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
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I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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