I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
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It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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