she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
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He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
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Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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