I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
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They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
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One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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