Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
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I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
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his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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