I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
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Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
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Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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