Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
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He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
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Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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