Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
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what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
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is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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