is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
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a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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