Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
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You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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