Only a mothe r could love this liver
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
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Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
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He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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