Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
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Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
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He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
this is an emotional support booty call
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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