Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
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Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
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Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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