shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
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Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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