3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
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on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
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I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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