Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
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can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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