It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
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It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
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Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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