How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
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The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
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I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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