i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
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just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
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I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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