My first STD was from a foam party
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
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so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
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Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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