And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
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he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
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Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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