I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
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Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
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However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
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