I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
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Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
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I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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