Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
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It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
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I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
The uberlube is also flammable
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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