My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
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You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
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The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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