Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
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Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
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He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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