This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
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Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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