we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
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The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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