Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
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I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
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Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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