Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
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We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
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She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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