My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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