ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
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She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
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You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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