on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
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I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
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Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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