He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
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I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Sext me about skeletons
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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