We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
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wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
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Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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