No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
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it was like eating out sand paper
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
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She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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