I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
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we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
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Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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