he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
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I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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