I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
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I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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