oh god the rape fog is back!
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just cut my nipple shaving
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
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Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
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would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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